farters have to be the big spoon...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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