Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Randomize
