Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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