yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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