i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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