Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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