So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
its liver damage thursday
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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