dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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