absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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