STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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