saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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