Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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