Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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