Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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