puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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