i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
whose parrot is this?
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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