Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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