i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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