so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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