Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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