(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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