Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You don't make any sense
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We're hate flirting, damnit.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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