eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I look better un-naked...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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