He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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