So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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