I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize