You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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