ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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