She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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