Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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