Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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