Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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