who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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