The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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