yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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