After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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