This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
