...so i touched it.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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