is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
