Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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