oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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