You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
