You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize