it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
