i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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