i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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