so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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