why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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