I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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