whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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