let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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