bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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