you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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